I bought a pair of Puma pants the other day (in fact, I am wearing them right now) and tagged on them together with the price tag is a pile of little cards carrying Puma's "corporate message". It's all serious business. Under the page "sports lifestyle", the four points highlighted (with diagram illustration) are:
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Love your neighbour
Eat more greens
Cheer up it might never happen
Wash this when dirty
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Wow.
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And under the page "women", the pants are stated to be suitable for:
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Standing at a bus stop
A fun night out
Serious sporting use
Meeting an Ex for tea (by the way why is "Ex" capitalized?)
Some light gardening
Whatever
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Thanks Puma for the suggestions!
